Maybe I’m just being overly sensitive, but this is starting to seem less like a friendly invitation and more like a gun to my head. I know everyone and everything from unborn children to grapefruit has a Facebook page these days, but I that doesn’t mean we have to like it. Or "Like" it.
There’s a reason this new plague of forced-affection is so unsettling, and it’s the same reason we get creeped out when friend-requested by a grandparent or third-grade teacher. Bottom line, Facebook is for:
1 – stalking people you’d like to sleep with
2 – stalking people you are sleeping with
3 – stalking people you used to sleep with
4 – pictures where you look cute (see above)
And I'm sorry, grapefruit. I just don’t Like you like that.
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